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Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« on: September 13, 2012, 11:02:39 AM »
PokerStars Zoom Hand #86120573563:  Hold'em No Limit ($2.50/$5.00) - 2012/09/13 11:01:33 CT [2012/09/13 12:01:33 ET]
Table 'Lambda Velorum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TillerMaN ($240 in chips)
Seat 2: Luigl ($500 in chips)
Seat 3: dryath ($250 in chips)
Seat 4: cnncfb ($257.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Emilohlsson ($1033.78 in chips)
Seat 6: okie77 ($477.50 in chips)
Luigl: posts small blind $2.50
dryath: posts big blind $5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [Kd Ks]
cnncfb: raises $7.50 to $12.50
Emilohlsson: folds
okie77: raises $22.50 to $35
TillerMaN: folds
Luigl: folds
dryath: folds
cnncfb: raises $70 to $105
okie77: raises $372.50 to $477.50 and is all-in
cnncfb: calls $152.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($220) returned to okie77
*** FLOP *** [5s 6c Tc]
*** TURN *** [5s 6c Tc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [5s 6c Tc Qh] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cnncfb: shows [Kh Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
okie77: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
cnncfb collected $519.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $522.50 | Rake $2.80
Board [5s 6c Tc Qh Jc]
Seat 1: TillerMaN (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Luigl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dryath (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: cnncfb showed [Kh Ad] and won ($519.70) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: Emilohlsson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: okie77 showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 02:22:56 PM »
sick sick sick sick sick........
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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 03:06:40 PM »
Okie I think you should be nick named the mike matusow acolyte of online bad beat's.
Sumbuddeeeeeeee......Hwelp!

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 03:27:04 PM »
not sure if donkey but i consider AK overrated, howver shows how he plays AK jus bad runner runner,

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 08:46:09 AM »
Th beat goes on.

PokerStars Zoom Hand #86163566845:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2012/09/14 8:44:21 CT [2012/09/14 9:44:21 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: bluejam84 ($429.08 in chips)
Seat 2: capadibomba2 ($144.20 in chips)
Seat 3: pokmarci ($229.07 in chips)
Seat 4: MaxVariance ($396.59 in chips)
Seat 5: dima sven ($433.63 in chips)
Seat 6: okie77 ($203.20 in chips)
capadibomba2: posts small blind $1
pokmarci: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [Ah Ad]
MaxVariance: raises $4 to $6
dima sven: calls $6
okie77: raises $14 to $20
bluejam84: folds
capadibomba2: folds
pokmarci: folds
MaxVariance: calls $14
dima sven: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [4c Kh 4h]
MaxVariance: checks
dima sven: checks
okie77: bets $45.15
MaxVariance: folds
dima sven: calls $45.15
*** TURN *** [4c Kh 4h] [9s]
dima sven: checks
okie77: bets $60
dima sven: raises $80 to $140
okie77: calls $78.05 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.95) returned to dima sven
*** RIVER *** [4c Kh 4h 9s] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dima sven: shows [As 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
okie77: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
dima sven collected $426.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $429.40 | Rake $2.80
Board [4c Kh 4h 9s 6c]
Seat 1: bluejam84 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: capadibomba2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: pokmarci (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MaxVariance folded on the Flop
Seat 5: dima sven showed [As 4s] and won ($426.60) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: okie77 showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 09:44:22 AM »
No one losses with pock aces and kings like me lol

PokerStars Zoom Hand #86165906259:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2012/09/14 9:43:09 CT [2012/09/14 10:43:09 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SNG Grind_15 ($416.92 in chips)
Seat 2: tygazai ($276.29 in chips)
Seat 3: tiagaosouza ($208 in chips)
Seat 4: gregor7878 ($292.13 in chips)
Seat 5: Jurist603 ($76.54 in chips)
Seat 6: okie77 ($203.59 in chips)
tygazai: posts small blind $1
tiagaosouza: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [Kd Kc]
gregor7878: folds
Jurist603: raises $3 to $5
okie77: raises $12 to $17
SNG Grind_15: folds
tygazai: folds
tiagaosouza: folds
Jurist603: raises $59.54 to $76.54 and is all-in
okie77: calls $59.54
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2c Ah]
*** TURN *** [Ks 2c Ah] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2c Ah Th] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jurist603: shows [Qd Qs] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
okie77: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Jurist603 collected $153.28 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $156.08 | Rake $2.80
Board [Ks 2c Ah Th Jc]
Seat 1: SNG Grind_15 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tygazai (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: tiagaosouza (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gregor7878 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Jurist603 showed [Qd Qs] and won ($153.28) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: okie77 showed [Kd Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 10:00:41 AM »
thot you took all your money off there bud? thos eare some dirty beats. im surprised in zoom you got anyone to get it all in with AK they are usually such nits in zoom

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 10:47:58 AM »
Still have a few hundo left. Beats keep coming like this not for long lol


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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 10:08:13 AM »
Im tellin ya there is something seriously fucked with my account. This is impossible. >:(


*********** # 12 **************PokerStars Zoom Hand #86311351238: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2012/09/17 9:58:06 CT [2012/09/17 10:58:06 ET]Table 'Aenna' 6-max
Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: gelosan ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: okie77 ($217.17 in chips)
Seat 3: slapnuts3 ($611.78 in chips)
Seat 4: Technobabble ($208.54 in chips)
Seat 5: Insiwer ($632.26 in chips)
Seat 6: ManuelB100 ($211.06 in chips)
okie77: posts small blind $1
slapnuts3: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to okie77 [As Ah]
Technobabble: folds
Insiwer: folds
ManuelB100: folds
gelosan: raises $2 to $4
okie77: raises $6 to $10
slapnuts3: raises $18 to $28
gelosan: folds
okie77: raises $31 to $59
slapnuts3: raises $552.78 to $611.78 and is all-in
okie77: calls $158.17 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($394.61) returned to slapnuts3
*** FLOP *** [8s 2h 7d]
*** TURN *** [8s 2h 7d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8s 2h 7d 6d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***okie77: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
slapnuts3: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
slapnuts3 collected $435.54 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $438.34 | Rake $2.80
Board [8s 2h 7d 6d Ks]
Seat 1: gelosan (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: okie77 (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: slapnuts3 (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and won ($435.54) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Technobabble folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Insiwer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ManuelB100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2012, 10:12:56 AM »
PokerStars Zoom Hand #86311947206:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2012/09/17 10:12:29 CT [2012/09/17 11:12:29 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DrKorcsok ($217.15 in chips)
Seat 2: emotionale ($213.48 in chips)
Seat 3: MjLivingston ($321.28 in chips)
Seat 4: Dikkeowner ($259.56 in chips)
Seat 5: sepulpa ($104.10 in chips)
Seat 6: okie77 ($205.19 in chips)
emotionale: posts small blind $1
MjLivingston: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [9s Ks]
Dikkeowner: folds
sepulpa: folds
okie77: raises $4 to $6
DrKorcsok: folds
emotionale: folds
MjLivingston: raises $10 to $16
okie77: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [As 5s Qs]
MjLivingston: bets $14
okie77: calls $14
*** TURN *** [As 5s Qs] [Ah]
MjLivingston: checks
okie77: checks
*** RIVER *** [As 5s Qs Ah] [4c]
MjLivingston: bets $32
okie77: raises $61.13 to $93.13
MjLivingston: calls $61.13
*** SHOW DOWN ***
okie77: shows [9s Ks] (a flush, Ace high)
MjLivingston: shows [Qh Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
MjLivingston collected $244.46 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $247.26 | Rake $2.80
Board [As 5s Qs Ah 4c]
Seat 1: DrKorcsok (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: emotionale (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MjLivingston (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($244.46) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 4: Dikkeowner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sepulpa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: okie77 showed [9s Ks] and lost with a flush, Ace high

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 12:09:14 PM »
Do your aces ever hold up?  Yikes
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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2012, 05:10:28 PM »
Not very often lol

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2012, 05:23:32 PM »
never man surprised u got all ins normally when i get aces its fold fold fold all around little action

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 08:55:59 AM »
Ho Hum  ::)

PokerStars Zoom Hand #86358419893:  Hold'em No Limit ($2.50/$5.00) - 2012/09/18 8:54:14 CT [2012/09/18 9:54:14 ET]
Table 'Lambda Velorum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Da3dalus ($1147.92 in chips)
Seat 2: ghostride400 ($467.54 in chips)
Seat 3: okie77 ($839.97 in chips)
Seat 4: mynameiskarl ($527.50 in chips)
Seat 5: artolose ($906.17 in chips)
Seat 6: MaRLaCa_309 ($536.77 in chips)
ghostride400: posts small blind $2.50
okie77: posts big blind $5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [As Ac]
mynameiskarl: folds
artolose: folds
MaRLaCa_309: raises $5 to $10
Da3dalus: folds
ghostride400: folds
okie77: raises $17 to $27
MaRLaCa_309: raises $28 to $55
okie77: raises $80 to $135
MaRLaCa_309: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [7h Jh Jd]
okie77: checks
MaRLaCa_309: checks
*** TURN *** [7h Jh Jd] [Qh]
okie77: bets $134.85
MaRLaCa_309: raises $266.92 to $401.77 and is all-in
okie77: calls $266.92
*** RIVER *** [7h Jh Jd Qh] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
okie77: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
MaRLaCa_309: shows [Kc Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
MaRLaCa_309 collected $1073.24 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1076.04 | Rake $2.80
Board [7h Jh Jd Qh Qd]
Seat 1: Da3dalus (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ghostride400 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: okie77 (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 4: mynameiskarl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: artolose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MaRLaCa_309 showed [Kc Jc] and won ($1073.24) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens

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Re: Fuck you Pokerstars cocksuckers
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 10:22:51 AM »
And another  ::)

PokerStars Zoom Hand #86361992616:  Hold'em No Limit ($2.50/$5.00) - 2012/09/18 10:20:56 CT [2012/09/18 11:20:56 ET]
Table 'Lambda Velorum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Luigl ($525 in chips)
Seat 2: okie77 ($1072.78 in chips)
Seat 3: blob777 ($75 in chips)
Seat 4: WhatAFuuuuu ($590 in chips)
Seat 5: Senor Rio ($187.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Dintyo ($1587.80 in chips)
okie77: posts small blind $2.50
blob777: posts big blind $5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to okie77 [td Th]
WhatAFuuuuu: folds
Senor Rio: folds
Dintyo: raises $10 to $15
Luigl: folds
okie77: calls $12.50
blob777: raises $30 to $45
Dintyo: calls $30
okie77: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [7d Tc Kh]
okie77: checks
blob777: bets $30 and is all-in
Dintyo: folds
okie77: calls $30
*** TURN *** [7d Tc Kh] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [7d Tc Kh 4h] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
okie77: shows [td Th] (three of a kind, Tens)
blob777: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
blob777 collected $192.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $195 | Rake $2.80
Board [7d Tc Kh 4h 5h]
Seat 1: Luigl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: okie77 (small blind) showed [td Th] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: blob777 (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($192.20) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: WhatAFuuuuu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Senor Rio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dintyo folded on the Flop